[转帖]世上最强的中国式英文

恒炽冰

1．we two who and who？> > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
7 g1 I. c  ?! O* M6 R2．how are you ? how old are you?
> > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
( ?1 f0 h( d& N4 s0 t6 A& l4 f> > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
> > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
) t# f3 l1 O" [> > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
7 r; @4 b, A( I/ A0 I! K) p. i* R> > > 彼此彼此
6 w- {. s+ Z' E. F4 {7．You Give Me Stop!!
> > > 你给我站住！
: Q7 j! i' c! H. w! }9 r; {8．know is know noknow is noknow
> > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
8 e5 @; m) a  b- o. ]$ v) W9．WATCH SISTER
# G  m" w5 J+ H; k. U> > > 表妹
3 l7 ~/ E$ @4 }. e' a1 z) j3 e7 q10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can makehole!!
4 `, a% r9 Z# `: C- S/ c> > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
( h2 M0 F& |3 m/ u  C11．American Chinese not enough
> > > 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
$ T/ h; n, t) |+ Q> > > 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
> > > 心花怒放
．go past no mistake past
> > > 走过顶，不要错过
/ Y, }& N9 N0 W6 ~15．小明：I am sorry!
> > > 老外：I am sorry too!
* B' T! }4 t. e* c/ k> > > 小明：I am sorry three!
' N& v) |& F% [  ~1 A. C> > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
4 v, X% S' z8 E( Q8 v5 I( p0 |& H> > > 小明：I am sorry five!
0 r, H2 j& C/ T# H16．If you want money,I have no;
> > > if you want life,I have one!
1 B( s0 F# S. P0 I3 q' [4 Q> > > 要钱没有，要命一条
．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
> > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
; @$ p5 N% I! h& W6 |6 b, [18．you have two down son。
> > > 你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
. ]3 Y1 i* `4 H. b& y& J+ o# N) S> > > 有多远，死多远！！！！．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turnmyface
1 i' V7 {0 Z% c- [> > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
22．The king who is ****ing is the sun of the king who has ****ed.
> > > 金正日是金日成的儿子

bayerncase

<P>好玩</P><P>我能转一下吗?</P>

TTXS

<P>呵呵，有特色</P><P>象我说的英语</P><P>哈哈[em13]</P>

恒炽冰

<B>以下是引用<I>bayerncase</I>在2005-7-25 9:00:26的发言：</B>

<P>好玩</P>
9 [9 i0 D( l/ Y: C. ]& E<P>我能转一下吗?</P>

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VieriBOBO

<P>hehe~~~太好笑了</P><P>I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my  face</P><P>
[em13][em20]</P><P>怎么漏了经典中的经典:</P><P>good good study , day day up</P>[em28][em27]

U阿麦拉

<P>jing经典！</P>

hehe851024

真的好经典啊~~呵呵