[转帖]世上最强的中国式英文

恒炽冰

1．we two who and who？> > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
! a) W' ]0 d7 r1 d& @( ^3 g# Y2．how are you ? how old are you?
; p9 @' p: p  a2 K- R8 o9 p> > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
: y8 }1 y6 n( `" s% H$ C3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
> > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
( L. f( @' U2 M7 N) ]- y& ]- m3 d> > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
1 s$ T; }. Q3 L8 S0 n9 m( d% n> > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
$ @+ y4 S$ P. I: g" `6．you me you me
4 ~# {5 e4 C3 S> > > 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
> > > 你给我站住！
, @" K' ^! U  w8．know is know noknow is noknow
2 R0 h3 i. m9 R  J> > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
/ L# Y/ I2 _; {& \0 F4 k> > > 表妹
, T: m8 Z- S; O& S( c; l10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can makehole!!
> > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
$ H& G! p2 u. t1 {* J11．American Chinese not enough
" d( w6 s7 P% S. s> > > 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
> > > 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
& z! p) N! v6 Q2 ~2 n) A6 p: y6 G! u2 I> > > 心花怒放
．go past no mistake past
% ~" _& K' Y3 |> > > 走过顶，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
& B  V/ U. k7 t! N# |' l# w> > > 老外：I am sorry too!
> > > 小明：I am sorry three!
- a# b3 _8 r  F/ {, L2 u! ~! U> > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
9 ]! x0 M! `0 C; H" ^> > > 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
> > > if you want life,I have one!
! S7 h0 I5 K+ L0 M> > > 要钱没有，要命一条
0 q7 i0 \0 }$ Y7 u$ J6 B0 T; ^" l! N．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
> > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
/ [2 f  y% U5 L, L1 e# R9 c9 p5 B4 B18．you have two down son。
> > > 你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
# [* `! x. E9 G- H( C- L! q' a/ M; V> > > 有多远，死多远！！！！．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turnmyface
> > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
22．The king who is ****ing is the sun of the king who has ****ed.
" k7 R7 \& _: H. s' X> > > 金正日是金日成的儿子

bayerncase

<P>好玩</P><P>我能转一下吗?</P>

TTXS

<P>呵呵，有特色</P><P>象我说的英语</P><P>哈哈[em13]</P>

恒炽冰

<B>以下是引用<I>bayerncase</I>在2005-7-25 9:00:26的发言：</B>

  d8 A: \. o1 p6 H4 [% c' @6 l<P>好玩</P>
<P>我能转一下吗?</P>

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3 I8 O6 y/ i( ?4 F  z1 p( \随你便

VieriBOBO

<P>hehe~~~太好笑了</P><P>I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my  face</P><P>
[em13][em20]</P><P>怎么漏了经典中的经典:</P><P>good good study , day day up</P>[em28][em27]

U阿麦拉

<P>jing经典！</P>

hehe851024

真的好经典啊~~呵呵