[转帖]世上最强的中国式英文

恒炽冰

1．we two who and who？> > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
( K" }; R  e/ ~+ g; j# d2 R2．how are you ? how old are you?
> > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
. K7 U' a- e2 W$ N6 N3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
> > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

" x, C, ~$ B$ y& ^3 c4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
> > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
/ ]2 n* W7 A3 q/ @5 {5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
> > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
3 E# O6 k8 `5 Q/ O* s2 p> > > 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
  B+ H4 ]& M5 S# |+ W0 t- V> > > 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
/ `/ ^- X- J- M5 U; \) c7 k" g; _> > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
, Z3 j1 u1 j! {2 @; D9．WATCH SISTER
> > > 表妹
* i0 J5 O  N$ {# U! Z4 ?10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can makehole!!
> > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
+ \" E0 [  D  u* _( Z$ [' w( N3 a11．American Chinese not enough
> > > 美中不足
: P2 G8 o; p: I" D/ c12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
> > > 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
> > > 心花怒放
．go past no mistake past
> > > 走过顶，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
% D$ ?, L" w2 R& K$ g$ O> > > 老外：I am sorry too!
% ]+ `- E% d7 r! j$ n+ ], g> > > 小明：I am sorry three!
3 }! C8 \1 o4 v; M" J7 o8 z# i" t> > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
1 E: y1 b6 E6 W1 p/ t) o> > > 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
> > > if you want life,I have one!
+ O1 c. T$ _0 n3 Z: p; i8 e% P$ a> > > 要钱没有，要命一条
3 V( q, ~6 B9 i1 `. d．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
" u% j! P6 O  Y4 V> > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
/ x+ e( z* u8 X# f4 w+ x# J18．you have two down son。
> > > 你有两下子。
" |9 g# y/ D& v7 c  ~19．as far as you go to die
0 S+ n( [4 W: c, x* M7 b- e# H> > > 有多远，死多远！！！！．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turnmyface
! L$ l) v6 u6 a5 N> > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
. J5 ?5 H5 C8 L  {! [2 V* c22．The king who is ****ing is the sun of the king who has ****ed.
! a! |7 A' V! ?. R$ m' z> > > 金正日是金日成的儿子

bayerncase

<P>好玩</P><P>我能转一下吗?</P>

TTXS

<P>呵呵，有特色</P><P>象我说的英语</P><P>哈哈[em13]</P>

恒炽冰

<B>以下是引用<I>bayerncase</I>在2005-7-25 9:00:26的发言：</B>
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<P>好玩</P>
7 ^& k4 |" h& [1 v3 B! u& l<P>我能转一下吗?</P>

随你便

VieriBOBO

<P>hehe~~~太好笑了</P><P>I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my  face</P><P>
2 E' \. p: C/ v4 K+ T: W7 S [em13][em20]</P><P>怎么漏了经典中的经典:</P><P>good good study , day day up</P>[em28][em27]

U阿麦拉

<P>jing经典！</P>

hehe851024

真的好经典啊~~呵呵