[转帖]世上最强的中国式英文

恒炽冰

1．we two who and who？> > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
5 }; ?$ C3 N$ z* z1 s0 @+ j( `2．how are you ? how old are you?
> > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
9 K% }8 x6 S5 l3 f4 F( _- X0 H: L> > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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, z# p  w# w7 N1 J4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
( i5 s: Q! |6 Z/ @4 N> > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
! s% F" E- x/ o8 b5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
> > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
0 q2 v$ S3 u2 n7 J# A: B5 R- p6．you me you me
, Y. D3 _' v) y% q> > > 彼此彼此
* l( ?$ n3 T/ y7．You Give Me Stop!!
% q$ v6 g4 V1 `/ r> > > 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
> > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
/ j" @. X6 E! B. ?> > > 表妹
5 N- p$ L8 V2 j6 S  c" {; O10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can makehole!!
7 Z/ H/ U+ O4 O> > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
3 y5 O+ p% r- |3 U# i* N) L. X11．American Chinese not enough
1 u- F, |1 j! E> > > 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
> > > 车祸现场描述
# l3 I* m, r+ Z( j; ~13．heart flower angry open
4 T$ t. O' p. Y, ^+ R> > > 心花怒放
  \$ ]4 l9 U' H" K$ ^$ `  M& Y．go past no mistake past
; X* w5 q2 H6 H% P5 O> > > 走过顶，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
3 J0 P7 {8 ~1 k2 q6 C1 o> > > 老外：I am sorry too!
9 ~# ~6 n6 \2 S0 s, b% _4 T> > > 小明：I am sorry three!
( q: z) Z# M4 r$ }  M9 i0 F! o> > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
> > > 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
> > > if you want life,I have one!
6 P7 E1 q2 @& ~0 Z" e> > > 要钱没有，要命一条
．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
> > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
> > > 你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
1 g1 i; b, d, P" R$ h, T$ s> > > 有多远，死多远！！！！．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turnmyface
> > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
, Q+ q% z$ r6 y1 @+ I* X5 |22．The king who is ****ing is the sun of the king who has ****ed.
+ _+ t7 d/ ]7 h, k> > > 金正日是金日成的儿子

bayerncase

<P>好玩</P><P>我能转一下吗?</P>

TTXS

<P>呵呵，有特色</P><P>象我说的英语</P><P>哈哈[em13]</P>

恒炽冰

<B>以下是引用<I>bayerncase</I>在2005-7-25 9:00:26的发言：</B>

8 c& m" v0 R$ |9 [- Q9 K- d<P>好玩</P>
<P>我能转一下吗?</P>

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VieriBOBO

<P>hehe~~~太好笑了</P><P>I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my  face</P><P>
7 `4 X  @7 K8 ?0 U+ l8 j9 | [em13][em20]</P><P>怎么漏了经典中的经典:</P><P>good good study , day day up</P>[em28][em27]

U阿麦拉

<P>jing经典！</P>

hehe851024

真的好经典啊~~呵呵